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| AZN President in da U.S.?! |
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| AZN President in da U.S.?! |
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WHY there wont be an Azn President in da U.S.
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White House not big enough for in-laws. |
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Engineering, medicine, and law always preferred over politics. |
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Oval Office has bad feng shui. |
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Can't find decent roast duck inside the beltway. |
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Secret service can't handle nagging from mother. |
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Dignitaries generally intimidated by chopsticks at state dinners. |
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No chance for promotion. |
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Lactose intolerance not considered politically correct. |
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Senior aides won't take off shoes before coming in. |
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Air Force One: No frequent flyer miles. |
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